this part is in italics cause its kinda like its still in my head and sorting itself out in order to make it to my mouth...so i can share my thoughts. hrm...odd

sooo...what did i do today? day started off totally wrong cause the idiot that lives next door has horses that he calls pets and like a stupid rooster they start barking at the buttcrack of dawn on the only day we dont have to set the alarm...why is that? dont hear them barking at 630 on monday thru friday mornings...wait, could it be cause i am already up? i have to get the poisoned meat thing out of my head, cant blame it all on the pet, gotta be part of their raising that they dont have manners, jsut like a kid. ugh anyway...

ooohhhhhh!!! beautiful day, we went bidercicle riding to get oil changed. lovely time was had by all!

i also got chauffered to max muscle so i could get all of my potions... and the "secret" pink pills that will enable me to release my dependency on cheez its (reduced fat of course) and will also allow me to fit into my cute clothes.

(inside head again) my how i love food...i dont understand why bread and real coca cola are bad for me. it releases euphoria and that makes one happy, right?

sooo...we are perusing around HD looking at all things black and chromish...we had such a grea time! its fun cause its something we can do together that we both enjoy! woot!!!

fast forward to our last supper...taco bueno, fortunately for us it was bad and we wont be going back for a while. we will now be on the straight and narrow fast track to fantastically bods and metabolisms that will let us eat fun food on occasion...

i think this means i can have coffee still...seriously what is soy milk gonna do in the long run?

i have had a bathtime and i am gonna settle in with ole mitch rapp, my counterpart in the war on world terror.

little do people know how dangerous i really am.

ang, i love you a thousand and everything is gonna be fine.